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Pellets or Death

WASHINGTON, DC - Years ago, Mike Ditka was pimping a product called Rust Tough, and compared it to competitor Rust-Oleum by saying "do you want TOUGH, or do you want oooohhhleum?

So it is with these anti-snail products. Do you want pellets, or do you want death?

(I'm assuming here that the Snail Pellets are in fact used to kill snails, but I see no indicator on the package that this is so.)

codicil: do snails have a face?