Smartphone Hubris

WHITEFISH, Montana - I'm on my first vacation since getting an internet-enabled phone. I figured it would be sweet... no messy paper maps, no getting lost, find a restaurant with a few clicks.

One problem - T-Mobile doesn't serve Montana. Not just the podunk part I'm in... the whole damn massive state. So I'm scrounging for wifi, just like the not-so-old days.