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Woody Allen lost his nerve

SEATTLE, Washington - I and many other celebrated the news of the lesbian action in his new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona involving Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz.

Bad news: Vicky Cristina Barcelona is rated PG-13. It doesn't appear we're going to get the anticipated steamy lesbian sex.

Woody has made at least ten R-rated movies, why did he crack up here? Even Deconstructing Harry was rated R! Why was that rated R - because of Woody's discussion of the tax implications of his hooker payments?