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2008-04-16

Been goy so long it looks like Jew to me

SEATTLE, Washington - Prostitution is the quintessential entrepreneurial activity - its practitioners will do whatever it takes to serve the market. Turns out, in nineteenth-century France, this involved dark-haired gentile prostitutes playing the role of 'The Jewess' - apparently the demand for Jewish prostitutes exceeded the supply.

Did part of the role-playing involve a Jewish mother opening the door during sex and berating the couple - "WHAT, CAN'T YOU FIND A NICE JEWISH BOY? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SCHTUPPING A GENTILE BOY! THE SHAME!"?

3 comments:

The Unattractive Houseguest said...

yo J... another fascinating post... you need to go with us to the new Bev Place Pub sometime soon....

JMR said...

I am a beer man, you just let J know when you'll be at the All New Beveridge Place Pub.

The Unattractive Houseguest said...

oh dear. i don't think i can go there again for a while.. unless i wear a disguise and carry fake i.d.